Snotface Illah


I’m sick. Please send rescue cats.

Snot is gushing from my face in record quantities. See that one tissue in the photo? That became half a roll’s worth of ooze paper in just a couple hours.

Sinus infection, I’m pretty sure. Delicious aeroplane germs. So I’m loving the warm, humid weather. This is day 4 now. Just one more day and recovery begins, right?


Dora has been extra loving since we got home. Even with 40-plus degree days. But it’s 29 now, just in time for me to need real tissues. Extra long and strong aloe vera ones. I’m braving the outside world and going to the shops.